TV, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways….
You are a perpetual distraction, a siren calling my name in my darkest hours. You lead me away from my destination whenever I ask it of you. I cannot recollect the last time you let me down.
I remember that sunny day in April 2008, I attempted to change my course by disconnecting from the satellite, but it wasn’t enough. I soon after discovered Netflix “Watch It Now”, Hulu, Wii, Play Station, Guitar Hero World Tour and a fafillion other ways to get my fix on. As long as I had the TV, no satellite…well, it meant nothing.
Today, I sold my love for a few bucks. Moment of silence please…